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Roses are red, violets are blue
God made me beautiful, what happened to you?

 
Roses are red, violets are blue, that’s what they say but it just isn’t true. Roses are red and apples are too, but violets are violet, violets aren’t blue. An orange is orange, but Greenland’s not green. A pinky’s not pink, so what does it mean? To call something blue when it’s not, we defile it, but aww whatever I guess it’s hard to rhyme violet!

  Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and perhaps so are you.

  But the roses are wilted, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl’s empty, your wrists are stained red.

  The sun isn’t shining, the sky isn’t clear;
there’s no silver lining cause you’re no longer here.
Rain keeps on pouring, there’s no end in sight,
you’re laying there frozen, so far from the light.

  Your beauty’s unreal, your smile the sun,
but times can’t be turned or your actions undone.

The words that you wrote, that only I read
“I love you so much; please don’t cry when I’m dead”.
A bond that we formed, a love that ran deep,
the  pain that we shared, a friend I could keep.

  I wanted to hold you, wrap the tears from your eyes;
been there the moment you had said goodbye.

  I want to forget, but most times I don’t,
I want to let go, but I know that I wont.

  Tears on my face, memories burned in my head.
The roses are wilted, the violets are dead
.


 
Boys are like parking spaces, all the good ones taken o_0
 


Girls are like phones. They like to be held and love being talked to...But push one wrong button and you're disconnected.



I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day you find that tear, will be the day I'll stop loving you.




You may shoot me with your words
You may cut me with your eyes
You may kill me with your hatefulness
But still, like air, I'll rise









I’m @ Cr@zy B@by, gre@t L@dy, Tot@l Cutie, W!th a Booty, Curvy H!p$,Glo$$ed L!p$,@ngel B@by, $po!led M@ybeB@ngin $tyle, gorguz $m!le,$hort $k!rt, Luv 2 Fl!rt Tempt!n L!p$,   k!ll@ k!$$ I’m The Gurl U dont wana miss
**xoxo


GOOD GURLZ DONT LIE,BAD GURLZ DONT CRY,DUMB GURLZ NEED AIR,NAUGHTY GURLZ NEED UNDERWEAR,SWEET GURLZ ARENT MEAN,FUNNY GURLZ MAKE A SCENE,PERFECT GURLZ HAV ALL DA CLASS,MEAN GURLZ WILL KICK UR Ass,SMART GURLZ WILL EXCEL,GOSSIP GURLZ WILL TELL,POPULAR GURLZ GET ALL DA BOYZ,LITTLE GURLZ PLAY WITH TOYZ,NORMAL GURLZ ARE NOTHIN NEW,SO WHICH 1 APPLIES 2 U? .......GODLY GIRLS....... WHERE ARE THEY?

Bitch I'm Fabulous



Can't stand me? Sit down! 
Can't face me? Turn around!
Knew me? Forget the old me!
Think I'm Trippin. Tie My shoe!
Think I'm ugly? Like your prettier
Love Me? Great
Hate me? Even better
Got a problem with me? Solve it
Don't know me?Don't judge Me
Don't Like me? Love Me
Think I'm odd? Turn me out


Okay, so you're 10 years old, and you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and your own phone.
Dude when I was 10, we had something called 'Outside' to play with. And Pokemon cards .





   "I am never ever late: everyone else is simply early."






     
No Pen= no notes
No notes= no studying 
No studying= no good grades
No good grades= no college
No college= no job
No job= no money
No money= no house
No house= Box Under The Highway
So, don't ever lose your pen! Your stationary is what got you anywhere! (And God xo)
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY!!
LOLOLO TROLOLOLOLOL

Anonymous said...

ROF-LMAO ;P